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Slow Ventures 'Finishing School' for Founders - Learn to Be Fancy

November 9, 2025
Slow Ventures 'Finishing School' for Founders - Learn to Be Fancy

Slow Ventures' "Etiquette Finishing School" for Founders

This week, Slow Ventures organized a three-hour workshop titled “Etiquette Finishing School.” The curriculum encompassed essential skills such as proper handshake technique, effective public speaking, and appropriate office decorum.

The event also featured a fashion presentation. Models showcased various outfits suitable for a range of professional settings. The session concluded with instruction on the proper pairing of caviar and wine.

High Demand and Participant Demographics

According to reports from The San Francisco Standard, approximately 50 founders were selected from a pool of several hundred applicants for this complimentary program. The workshop was held at the Four Seasons hotel, located in San Francisco’s financial district.

A significant majority of those in attendance were men.

Origins and Reactions

The concept for the “Etiquette Finishing School” reportedly originated as a lighthearted idea. Slow Ventures gauged interest among attendees at Y Combinator’s Demo Day.

Despite initial reservations expressed by Y Combinator CEO Garry Tan – who advised founders against participation – Tan clarified on X (formerly Twitter) that he held no animosity towards Slow Ventures.

Tan emphasized the importance of focusing on core business objectives, stating, “You don’t need finishing school. You need to build something great, make your users happy, and have craftsmanship.”

Attendee Motivations and Perspectives

One founder, speaking anonymously to The Standard, shared that their motivation for attending was to cultivate a more polished and refined demeanor – to become “less feral,” as they put it.

The Need for Professionalism in Tech

Sam Lessin, a general partner at Slow Ventures, addressed the audience, noting a shift in the perception of the technology industry. He reportedly stated, “Tech is no longer playful and cute.”

Lessin continued, explaining that the industry’s growing impact on employment and the environment necessitates a more considerate approach. He argued that founders should project an image of respect and consideration, rather than intentional disrespect.

Key takeaways included the importance of mindful interaction and professional presentation in a rapidly evolving technological landscape.

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